Entries from May 2025 ↓

When I was young I heard Dad say That God had thrown my mold away. So why do grownups always start To claim my every body part? My curly hair, a fiery red, Grandpa’s bald, but still he said While throwing me high in the air, “You know you’ve surely got my hair.” Of course […]

Mommy has a scary machine, It really makes a lot of noise. I’ve seen it eat a pair of socks And some of my favorite toys. She walks it all around the house She has to walk it every day. She keeps it tied up to the wall I guess so it won’t get away. […]

The captain said, “Sergeant, your men all stink. You have to make them change their underwear.” The sergeant thought the captain kind of weird Or maybe too long in the desert air. But the captain’s word was the word of God So he told his men what they had to do. “Everybody take your underwear […]

When you left me off at preschool, It was good you’d named me Tommy. Because Tommy’s what the teacher And the other kids all called me. Sister gave me some good advice: She said,”Don’t learn how to spell cat. Or you’ll get lots more words to spell And they’ll get harder after that”. Teacher taught […]

The worm was having a great day, Tunneling happily through the muck. When he came upon such beauty, Love hit him like a two ton truck. Her skin was so brown and shiny, Her curves were such a lovely sight. He’d always been a timid worm But what the heck, she couldn’t bite. So he […]