Entries from May 2025 ↓

The extra inch On waist and thighs Said it was time To exercise. Then leotards The thing to wear So I went out And bought a pair. I bought a bunch Of diet grub. And then I went And joined a club. My group already In the gym, I’d change my clothes And go join […]

Little Nancy Fancypants, All she liked to do was dance. She couldn’t crawl, she couldn’t walk, She never even learned to talk She danced at school, she danced at home, She even danced in Spain and Rome. And people said that one day soon She’d probably dance up on the moon. Then late one June, […]

While saying our prayers at Grandma’s house, My little brother Bobby and me. We had been to the Christmas tree lot, Where we had picked out our Christmas tree. Bobby was saying his prayers real loud, Things that he wanted St. Nick to bring. I said, “You don’t have to shout so loud Because Jesus […]

He was going down to Texas To check on all the things he’d heard, No way that they could all be true ‘Cause they were all just too absurd. That Rhode Island fits in Texas Two hundred twenty times; That to steal a horse in Texas Is the very worst of crimes. So he had […]

This woman’s work begins ‘fore dawn. That’s when I put his coffee on. And then I feed my hungry man With grease drowned eggs from a fryin’ pan. With bacon sliced from fatback pork And grits so thick you need a fork. His attitude can turn right mean If fatback bacon is too lean. He […]