Entries from February 2025 ↓

Riding in Daddy’s motorbike, I think is kinda neat. I always get to sit up front And get a window seat.

I would like to send, to those in charge, A most important small petition. From time to time, I would like to end My sentence with a preposition. In the words of Winston Churchill, When he at last put down his foot, “That’s one rule of the English language, Up with which I will not […]

Last night my mother told me, “It won’t help to beg and plead, Just go and clean your room up, Throw away what you don’t need.” She didn’t seem too happy, When she saw what I had done? It hadn’t been real easy, Because Sis can really run! Mom said, “Come and get her out, […]

On a cold frosty morning She sent her husband a text, “Windows frozen,” it said, “Instruct me but not too complex.” “Pour lukewarm water over it,” He texted her, hoping she’d know how. Five minutes later, she texted back, “Computer’s really messed up now!”

A Cajun died and went to Hell, And caused the Devil much concern. He’d been there for a month or two But hadn’t yet begun to burn. The Devil’s job, as we all know, Is making sinners pay their debt. But the Cajun mystified him, He hadn’t even raised a sweat. He sat there singing […]