Entries from November 2024 ↓

I travel the land, the air and the sea And nothing can ever happen to me. No disaster can come upon me unaware Because I always have on clean underwear. Victims of weird unexplained incidents And airplane crashes and car accidents Could all have been safe with a little care If they had just had […]

My wife’s getting hard of hearing, I really have to let her know. When you are getting old, like her, Your hearing’s often first to go. She also mumbles when she talks Just like that deaf girl on TV. But when I try to let her know, She says the one that’s deaf is me. […]

Oh it was to be such a lovely cruise, We could hardly wait since we got the news. The letter had come several weeks before, When the mailman had left it stuck on our door. We didn’t have glasses to read the small print But the brochure with pictures sure gave us a hint. It […]