Entries from October 2024 ↓

Of all my students, he stood out, ‘Cause he was kind of weird. He had orange hair and holey clothes And a thin and straggly beard. That kind of kid, when I was young, We used to call a hippie. His talk was strange his ways were brash, You might say he was lippy. Well, […]

The aliens had landed… It was all over TV! On all of the news channels, The only thing you could see. They were strange looking creatures But nobody seemed to mind. They said they’d come here to learn How to best serve mankind. Then the scholars among them Had landed here for a look. What […]

My daddy was a famous man, He was famous for his snores. Companies came to test how well They made their soundproof doors. His snores have caused earthquakes to start And caused tectonic plates to drift. And we were sure my Daddy’s snores Had caused the continents to shift. The night he died he snored […]

I surprised my wife with a new fur coat She chased me out the door! You’d think she’d never seen a man In a new fur coat before.

Mom made me baby-sit my brother “Don’t let him get too hot” Mom said, So why did she get mad at me When I dumped water on his head?