Entries from October 2024 ↓

I surprised my wife with a new fur coat She chased me out the door! You’d think she’d never seen a man In a new fur coat before.

Mom made me baby-sit my brother “Don’t let him get too hot” Mom said, So why did she get mad at me When I dumped water on his head?

“There are no such things as ghosts. It’s all in your stupid head!” I told my little brother, As we got ready for bed. “There are no such things as ghosts.” And I made it very clear. “It’s stupid to believe in ghosts, So you have nothing to fear.” He pointed under his bed, We […]

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!

Consider the rabbit, She just likes to have fun. But she’s on the menu Of almost everyone. Now since she’s the main dish On everyone’s table, She just has to raise kids As fast as she’s able. The fox shown in fable, To be such a sinner, Just loves to have Bunny To his house […]