Entries from May 2024 ↓

My wife is in a panic, She found a gray hair today. She asked if I’ll still love her When she’s gone completely gray. I told her not to worry And she shouldn’t look so sad. I’ve loved her through three colors And one more can’t be so bad.

When I went to see my uncle The one who owns a turkey farm; I had a little accident That amputated my left arm. Then on a trip to Africa I tried to steal an ostrich egg I could tell she wasn’t happy Because she kicked off my left leg. So I went back to […]

Four silly friends met one summer morning And decided to take a trip. A broom straw, a coal of fire, a little round pea And a grandma wearing a slip. They walked all day under sun and cloud ‘Til they came to a little stream. Round Pea said, “If we’re going to cross over, We’ll […]

It was past midnight, I was going to bed, When I saw two fellows Breaking into my shed. I locked all my doors And I wished for a gun, But all I could do Was to call nine-one-one. The dispatcher told me, “We have no one near. It will be half an hour So sit […]

He was struggling with an egg; Too much weight for his small legs. “It’s a horsey egg,” he said. I said, “Horses don’t lay eggs.” When I asked him where he got it; He said, “Down at the stable”. I said, “Horses don’t lay eggs. A horse just isn’t able.” He said, “I’ll keep it […]