My friend said that I’m way too fat, He told me about a diet; He said that it was sure to work And he said that I should try it. He said to sit out in the sun In the warmest part of the day And he would guarantee that it Would melt my frozen […]
Entries from May 2024 ↓
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Sun Diet
May 5th, 2024 — Poems for Children
Arthritic Answer
May 4th, 2024 — Church Humor
A priest was disgusted with the drunk Sitting next to him reading the news. The drunk turned to the priest and asked him, With words that were slurred by too much booze, “What is it that causes arthritis?” The priest answered, “Drinking ‘way too much, And sleeping around with loose women, Then using addiction as […]
Grandma’s Good Advice
May 3rd, 2024 — General Humor
My grandmother always told me That I should pick my friends with care. She said that some friends that I chose Were more than her old bones could bear. She said I shouldn’t get attached To the wrong kind of a friend. She said that they’ll just drag you down And take you with them […]
