Entries from February 2024 ↓

“Dad, where did Mother go tonight?” Asked the father’s youngest son Ben. “To a Tupperware party”, he said, “She should be home around ten.” “What’s a Tupperware party? What do mothers do there?” Ben asked, looking at his father With an, “I don’t believe you, Dad!” stare. “They sit around drinking coffee And sell plastic […]

Well I guess, as airlines go, It wasn’t the best around But it was the only one That flew into our hometown. I had a boarding problem That I needed to discuss. I thought “Correct change only” Was for when you ride the bus. It was my first airplane ride So I really didn’t know, […]

I live in my own little world Where I have nothing to fear. I’m safe in my own little world, Because nobody knows me here.

The policeman was unhappy “Never try to outrun a cop! When you see a flashing red light You’ve got to pull over and stop!” “You better have a good excuse” “Or you will have to go to jail. You’ll be real lucky if the judge Will even let you out on bail.” The man explained,”A […]