Entries from February 2024 ↓

“Don’t let me be tardy for Sunday school.” She prayed while skipping along. “I know I slept a little bit late But I didn’t mean anything wrong I’m wearing my best to go to your house And I meant to get up before eight But if you would help me just one little bit I […]

In search for greener pastures, I spared no expense. But when I finally found them, I was too old to climb the fence.

“Dad, where did Mother go tonight?” Asked the father’s youngest son Ben. “To a Tupperware party”, he said, “She should be home around ten.” “What’s a Tupperware party? What do mothers do there?” Ben asked, looking at his father With an, “I don’t believe you, Dad!” stare. “They sit around drinking coffee And sell plastic […]

Well I guess, as airlines go, It wasn’t the best around But it was the only one That flew into our hometown. I had a boarding problem That I needed to discuss. I thought “Correct change only” Was for when you ride the bus. It was my first airplane ride So I really didn’t know, […]

I live in my own little world Where I have nothing to fear. I’m safe in my own little world, Because nobody knows me here.