Entries from February 2024 ↓

My neighbors gathered around Like some display at the zoo. An eight-foot alligator, What was I going to do? “One hundred dollars,” I said, “To the one who gets him out.” That’s when I heard old Bubba Let out a terrible shout. Splashing about in my pool He grabbed the terrible beast. I thought the […]

I asked a young preacher named Kevin If I could play golf up in Heaven. He said, “Certainly so, But I think you should know You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”

The perfect age for a woman I think is thirty-nine. That’s the age that I give When people ask me mine.

There once was a man from St. Joe Who liked to go out in the snow. One day he went out With whiskey and stout And now has a tag on his toe.

My new brother is part animal And Mother thinks that I don’t know. She said he’s wrinkly as a pup And just as pink as a flamingo. She told my Grandma on the phone As if she thought that it was neat, About his little sweet deer face And that she loves his cute bear […]