Entries from December 2013 ↓

Pastor was coming, Now what should we do? Where did we put it? Not one of us knew. We frantically looked; We searched high and low. It had to be somewhere, Just where did it go? The whole family’s searched. It’s somewhere around. Before he gets here, It’s got to be found. He hasn’t been […]

The father had two sons Of whom he was so proud. One son was too quiet. The other one too loud. The quiet one from birth Was real pessimistic. But the happy loud boy Was too optimistic. Billy, the optimist, Saw each day as a game. Joey, the pessimist, Thought all days were the same. […]

Somebody stole Baby Jesus From the manger scene on the lawn. The preacher, when he came to church, Was first to find the baby gone. He said, with anger in his voice, That the baby had been taken And that his faith in human kind Was beginning to be shaken. Right after church, still breathing […]

When I see a manger scene, I never think it’s fair. They have wise men and shepherds, But Round John Virgin’s never there.