They said you’re twice as good as our last priest And now I can see what they mean He took thirty minutes to say nothing You were able to do it in fifteen!
Entries from January 2008 ↓
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Out of the Mouths of Children
January 27th, 2008 — Church Humor, Life with Children
Obedience Beats Sacrifice
January 23rd, 2008 — On a Serious Note
The father said, “The stove is hot!” He touched it once… Much wiser tot. As grown-ups we Also must try. The sign said, “Wet;” The paint looked dry. God said, “Don’t eat Fruit from that tree!” But surely, God, You don’t mean me. The Bible says, Not once but twice; Obedience Beats sacrifice.
Talented Horse
January 7th, 2008 — General Humor
The man drove up in my driveway, Riding in a sporty red car. “I want to buy your horse,” he said, Talking around a big cigar. “I heard down at the general store, That he can play a violin. I own a traveling circus That I could use his talent in.” “Well, I could sure […]
The Chicken*
January 3rd, 2008 — Poems for Grownups
Once upon an evening bright, while I waited for the night, To rest then from a day of labor that had made my muscles sore. Sitting there and quietly napping, was awakened by a tapping, Or was it more like a rapping, rapping at my big barn door? “A friend or neighbor,” I muttered, “tapping […]

