Entries from February 2003 ↓

Nothing makes Tommy happier Than a brand new puddle does. He rode his little trike right in And found out just how deep it was!

Tommy’s toothbrush fell in the toilet. Mom said, “We have to throw it away. We’ll have to buy you another one When we go to town later today.” Little Tommy said, to his mother, “Then we have to throw yours away too. Last week when it fell in the toilet I didn’t know what you’re […]

If you are the wife Of an Eskimo, There’s one cardinal rule That you need to know. Blow drying your hair Inside an igloo, Is one of the things You must never do.

Helga was a hefty woman, Her bosom, first thing that you saw. She always carried handkerchiefs Stuffed down inside its massive maw. The church services were lengthy; The summer temperature was hot. Because of Helga’s ample size, She tended to perspire a lot. She stored a pair of handkerchiefs Before she left her home for […]

“I am here to see the doctor, I’ve got the shingles”, said the man. “Go right in and strip,” said the nurse, “He’ll see you as soon as he can.” “Well, you think you have the shingles?” The doctor asked the naked guy. “Just show me where you think they are”, As he searched with […]