Helga was a hefty woman,
Her bosom, first thing that you saw.
She always carried handkerchiefs
Stuffed down inside its massive maw.
The church services were lengthy;
The summer temperature was hot.
Because of Helga’s ample size,
She tended to perspire a lot.
She stored a pair of handkerchiefs
Before she left her home for church.
She needed one to wipe her face
And that’s when she began to search.
The pastor was first to notice,
It soon caused him to lose his place,
And a look of consternation
Crossed his usually pious face.
Then everyone took notice
Of Helga’s search, there in her pew.
Her explanation didn’t help,
“Vell, ven I cum here, I haf two!”
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