The cop was writing out a ticket When I came out of the hardware store. A parking ticket is the one thing That can really make a person sore. I said, “Can’t you give a guy a break?” And I guess I really showed my ire ‘Cause he got out another ticket And he wrote […]
Entries from August 2002 ↓
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Parking Ticket
August 1st, 2002 — General Humor
Dangerous Profession
August 1st, 2002 — Poems for Grownups
All summer I had nightmares Of certain impending doom. Just thinking of the horrors That await me in that room. This year I took Karate And some Yubiwazu too, And to be on the safe side Took Kendo and Jujitsu. I can break a two-by-four Using just my empty hand, And using just my pinky […]
Inflation
August 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Inflation’s gotten out of hand, It’s really gone too far. My kid’s new tennis shoes Cost as much as my first car!
There’s a Steer on My Toe
August 1st, 2002 — Special Poems
A poem about David Reue sure couldn’t be very tough. About strange things that he’s done, ‘cause he’s surely done enough. To say he pinches pennies, we know wouldn’t be quite right. When compared to Jack Benny, Dave’s not really all that tight. Well to get some material for today’s little fest, I checked with […]
