When I’ve had an operation, And I am scared to laugh or cough, The thing that really makes me mad, The thing that always tees me off, Is acquaintances who visit Or even people on the staff Who think they are comedians And think they have to make me laugh. When I’m lying there in […]
Entries from June 2002 ↓
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Revenge
June 1st, 2002 — Hospital Humor
Payback
June 1st, 2002 — Hospital Humor
When I’ve had an operation, And I am scared to laugh or cough, The thing that really makes me mad, The thing that always tees me off, Are acquaintances who visit, Or even people on the staff, Who think they are comedians And think they have to make me laugh. When I’m lying there in […]
Far Away Places
June 1st, 2002 — Growing Older
Have you ever noticed how Distances all seem to change? Places you could scratch before Seem to be just out of range. Little things that you have dropped, That are lying on the floor, You could easily have picked up Just a few short years before. When you try to read a book, You must […]
My Shin
June 1st, 2002 — General Humor
At God’s whim, he made our body Out of many different parts. He must have had a Godly plan Of drawings, graphs and fancy charts. My shin, I think, he gave much thought; I’m sure it wasn’t just a lark. Because I’ve used it frequently, For finding furniture in the dark.
Furniture Mover
June 1st, 2002 — Married Life
My purple shins, My broken toes, Are all because Of my wife Rose. My nightly trips, To you know where, Must all be made With utmost care. The couch, the chairs, The big TV, My Rose can’t seem To let them be. She moves things here, She moves things there; You can’t sit down She’s […]
