Entries from February 2002 ↓

I invited Jesus To come live in my heart. I would give Him a tour, Just to make a good start. I was proud of my heart, As I showed Him around. I had thought it was strong And it’s foundation sound. But, in the library, I could tell by His looks, That He didn’t […]

A woman coming towards me, Swerved over into my lane. What kind of driver was she? Had she gone a bit insane? That she crossed into my lane, Sure didn’t seem to faze her. She made me spill my coffee And drop my ‘lectric razor! My cell phone squashed my donut And my cigarette is […]

He said maybe he should take my advice Instead of always refusing it, I said, “You might as well ‘Cause I will certainly not be using it!”

She says I keep a messy house, I’m sure she doesn’t mean it. I cleaned my house three weeks ago; I wish she could have seen it.

Don’t send your kids to Sunday school Where they will teach them right from wrong; Where they will learn to sing church hymns And learn to worship God in song. Don’t send your kids to Sunday school To learn the Bible’s history; To learn about the manger scene And marvel at its mystery. Don’t send […]