Entries from January 2001 ↓

My job was very stressful, Such a frantic fast-paced life. I wished I could do NOTHING, Like my lovely stay home wife. Well God must have heard my thoughts Because, He said he could arrange Just that kind of duty swap, If I’d really like to change.
Later on that very night, While [...]

Bill is a great magician, He really is quite good. He made a pretty girl appear From a statue made of wood.
He hired her, as assistant, To help him with his show. She quickly joined the union And demanded much more dough.
One night he sawed the girl in two Which caused [...]

I went into a scary place;
I was as frightened as could be.
Sis said I shouldn’t be afraid
Of goblins that I couldn’t see.
But lurking there, on every wall,
Were sneering ugly looking things
With blood red hair and painted face,
Each pierced with bones and silver rings.
Loud scratching sounds and rhythmic chants
That spoke of sudden doom and gloom
And [...]

Little Joe’s snow boots were missing And he was making quite a fuss. Teacher told him he must hurry Or he was going to miss his bus.
She pointed to the last two boots Near the radiator, by the stair. She said, ”Joe, aren’t those your boots, That pair of white ones sitting there?” [...]

Mom says I’m just a baby But babies always grow. I know that that’s the truth ‘Cause Mommy told me so.
Now I have got a problem ‘Cause I’m afraid of heights. I think of it quite often As Mommy feeds me bites.
My chair’s already tallest I’m sure you are aware. Today [...]