Entries from March 2000 ↓

A rainy day, his mood was dark And now a cat stuck in his tree. A spindly tree, one could not climb, A plan devised to set it free. He threw a rope up near the cat, It snagged a limb, all well so far. The other end he tied, real tight, Onto the bumper […]

His only son became a Christian Which was a terrible thing to do… Especially since old Joseph Was such a very devout Jew. So Joseph went to see his friend, A very strict Hasidic Jew. “It is funny you should ask…” he said, “My son became a Christian too.” “Let’s both go to see the […]

I was the very first With a restaurant on the moon. Some people said I did it A little bit too soon. I served exotic foods That came from far and wide. I even served fanwadas With snarkles on the side. My waiters were the best, Brought in from distant Sonda. My tables were expensive, […]

“You can’t park there,” a member said, “That parking place you took is mine.” The visitor just smiled and moved His battered car on down the line. He stood there in his tattered robe With sandals on his scarred bare feet. No one came by to shake his hand Or show him to an empty […]