So very much To my dismay I killed a man The other day. I took an x-ray Of his chest Though doctors say That I’m the best, That it’s my fault’s Not hard to prove. I told the man, “Don’t breathe or move.” I took the x-ray From my stall Processed and hung it On […]
Entries from October 1999 ↓
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X-Ray Technician
October 1st, 1999 — Hospital Humor
Grandma’s Boyfriend
October 1st, 1999 — Growing Older
Grandma’s got a boyfriend He’s really quite a gent Though he walks a little crooked And his fingers are all bent. When he comes to call on Grandma He smells of wintergreen, But he always brings her flowers And he treats her like a queen. His hair goes ’round his head Like a snowy Christmas […]
Expiration Date
October 1st, 1999 — On a Serious Note
People think that things have changed Since the Holy Book was written. They say that God has changed his mind Since His only Son was smitten. They say that hell is just a myth Because their God is much too kind. To justify their favorite sin, They claim the Scripture’s mis-defined. Some try to change […]
