Entries from April 1999 ↓

The kind of gift that someone gives you Is an expressive kind of flattery. Yesterday somebody sent me A battery operated battery. Unwrapping it, I found as usual, Immediate use had been precluded. In small print on the box it said “Batteries are not included”!

In searching for the mind of God I climbed the highest steeple. But God said, “You won’t find me there. Go dwell among my people.”

Last night while rocking in my chair And staring at the floor, It wasn’t de-ja vu to know That I’d done this before. I took the dog out for a walk And then I went to bed. I got up at the crack of noon, Had ham and eggs and bread. I called my neighbor […]

I noticed them when I walked in; they were sitting in a booth. They seemed a very loving couple, for two so long of tooth. I saw they were a happy pair, they’d talk and then they’d laugh. But when their fries and burger came, the man divided them in half. The man then calmly […]

“Keith,” she said, “Do you remember When we were young and you would hold my hand?” He reached across and took her wrinkled fingers And felt the worn smooth wedding band. “Keith,” she said, “Do you remember When we were young and you would hold me tight?” He put his arm around her As they […]