Entries from January 1999 ↓

Humpty Dumpty lay on the ground A crushed and broken fella. No one wanted to put him together ‘Cause he had salmonella.

Why had God taken my best friend? An awful thing he’d done to me. I needed John more than He did, A loving God would surely see. A world that is full of sinners, He could have taken one of those. Or the beggar on the corner With the pathetic smelly clothes? My best friend […]

They were on the lake ice-fishing When the church bells began to ring. They could hear the organ music And the people begin to sing. Hank was the first one to mention How very bad his conscience hurt. But they both kept right on fishing… “Well my conscience is clear,” said Bert. “You have no […]

They had an awful fire, their barn burned to the ground. She called the insurance agent and he came right around. “It’s insured for fifty thousand, as you already know. Well we don’t need the barn, so we’ll just take the dough.” “Our company won’t do that, but when you file your claim, We’ll replace […]

Well Preacher, I stood up When you asked who loved sin. I am hard of hearing, I thought that you said gin. Let me tell you Brother, I was sure no winner. As everyone here knows I was quite a sinner. Demon Rum was my best friend, I lived to drink and fight. Before I […]