Category: Quickies

“I found the secret of life,” He told me with a frown. “The problem is,” He said, “I forgot to write it down!”

Now that Superman’s getting old He is becoming quite a pain. He’s started spending all his time Mostly bothering Lois Lane. So now Lois plans to sue him, Her oncologist’s decision. He said her cancer had been caused By Superman’s X-ray vision.

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!

My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.

Mom said Sis had talked and talked, Throughout the live long day. I asked her what Sis talked about, Mom said, “She didn’t say.” My granddaughter, Alyssa, is just emerging from the Chatterbox stage. She has been saying, “Why” in response to everything you say for quite some time now. After spending a day around […]