Category: Quickies

My Grandmother says That she has forgot, How old she’s become But it is a lot. So I told Grandma “That’s easy to fix, Check your underwear, Mine says 4 to 6.”

Art got his wife a cell phone, His lovely blonde-haired wife. She’d never seen a thing like it In her whole blonde-haired life. While shopping at the grocery store, She got her first phone call from Art, “I really like my cell phone, Honey, But how’d you know I’m at Wal-Mart?”

All I said, “It would be neat If you’d make less noise When you eat.” How was I Supposed to think, That she was plunging Out the sink?

I’ll marry a girl as sweet as a dove. I’ll marry a girl with a baseball glove. I’ll marry a girl that’s gracious and kind. I’ll marry a girl that has a great mind. I’ll marry a girl that’s lovely and neat. I’ll pray every day that none of them meet!

“I found the secret of life,” He told me with a frown. “The problem is,” He said, “I forgot to write it down!”