Category: Quickies

The policeman told the lawyer “That’s a stop sign, you failed to stop.” “But I slowed down, that’s just as good”, He sarcastically told the cop. The policeman took his nightstick And beat the lawyer good and sound. He asked the lawyer as he beat him, “Should I stop, or just slow down?”

My family is really a mess, I’ll be the first one to confess. The fiancée I had Got married to Dad And now she’s my mom, more or less!

All of us kids love Grandma, She has just turned ninety four. None of her friends can keep up With our Grandma anymore. She is always on the go And always at full throttle. She has no need for glasses. She drinks straight from bottle!

A cat has nine lives, so they say, Though some can lose all in a day. When one gets too curious And makes a dog furious All nine is the price he may pay.

I wasn’t his friend; I was his masseuse. I tried to be friends, But it was no use. He no longer comes; What more can I say? He told me that I Rubbed him the wrong way.