Category: Quickies

“I found the secret of life,” He told me with a frown. “The problem is,” He said, “I forgot to write it down!”

“Take the garbage out!” My wife shouted, “It’s way too heavy for me to carry.” That’s the only reason, I sometimes think, That a lot of women want to marry. So why is it when they go shopping, They can always carry so much more? My wife just got back from Christmas shopping; Looks like […]

I cheated on my tax return I knew it wasn’t right. Ever since I did it I haven’t slept at night. I sent another fifty dollars ‘Cause honesty is best, But if I still can’t sleep at night I may have to send the rest.

He asked her for her driver’s license. The pretty blonde was quite mad. “Yesterday you took away The only license that I had!”

The bride had planned every detail The groom’s men were dressed to the nines. The wedding party all knew their places The preacher had perfected his lines. The decorations perfectly arranged The flowers couldn’t be more exquisite. The groom rushed in with his golf clubs “This isn’t gonna take all day, is it?”