Category: Quickies

A monster came into my room. He sure gave me the creepy creeps! But I got rid of him real fast, I told him where my sister sleeps.

My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.

I lost a good friend When fate rolled the dice And caused him to get Scared half to death twice.

I pushed her high up in the sky, Where even eagles seldom fly. Was she scared, my fearless flyer? She just yelled, “Higher, Grampa, higher!”

They tell us with certainty I’m sure they are right That science has figured The exact speed of light. I want to assure you It’s not just a lark That I’m going to figure The exact speed of dark.