Category: Quickies

Everyone likes to play hide-and-seek But it’s no fun for me.. Close my eyes and count to a hundred, But I can only count to three!

On one side it says, “Please call the police”. On the other side is a yellow Happy Face. But how stupid do they think I am To write, “Don’t drive with shade in place.”

Mom said Sis had talked and talked, Throughout the live long day. I asked her what Sis talked about, Mom said, “She didn’t say.” My granddaughter, Alyssa, is just emerging from the Chatterbox stage. She has been saying, “Why” in response to everything you say for quite some time now. After spending a day around […]

A preacher told me, “Go to Heck!” I told him, “That is so much bosh. Just why would I believe in Heck? I don’t even believe in Gosh!”

I lose a lot of sleep About commandments I can’t keep. I try to do the best I can. I’m glad he only gave us ten!