Category: Quickies

“Why don’t you play golf With your friends any more?” The wife asked her husband, As he went out the door. “Would you play with someone Who cheats when they play?” “Of course not”, said his wife. He said, “Neither will they.” I originally wrote this under the title of “Card Cheat,” but I need […]

Sometimes I think Doc Jones is not too smart. He often ignores the things that he sees He treated Lee twelve years for jaundice He never noticed that Lee was Chinese.

Rain falls on the just and the unjust. Today, a very unjust fella Made sure it fell only on the just, When he walked off with my umbrella! There are many quotations that are falsely attributed to the Bible. Some of them are pretty gross. Two of the ones that can be mentioned, in a […]

She read that cigarettes Cause cancer in lab mice. She keeps hers in a mouse-proof box To protect them from her vice.

I pity the chimpanzee, The day that Tarzan finds, It was he that put the grease On one of Tarzan’s vines.