Category: Quickies

She read that cigarettes Cause cancer in lab mice. She keeps hers in a mouse-proof box To protect them from her vice.

I pity the chimpanzee, The day that Tarzan finds, It was he that put the grease On one of Tarzan’s vines.

Grandma drives like lightning, It makes us ill at ease. It’s not that Grandma drives so fast She just hits lots of trees.

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.

The other day someone Asked if we owned a cat. So I had to explain, Before I answered that. Our family owns a dog, A milk cow and her calf. But we don’t own our cat, He thinks of us as staff!