Category: Poems for Grownups

When I got up this morning, I didn’t have time to pray. I had way too much to do Just to finish in one day. I had no time for breakfast, Just some coffee on the run. And no time for thanks to God For the things that he had done. Now when in such […]

Old Bueford bragged about his bull, It’s named Sir Reginald III, How he won at the county fair And how fast Reggie worked the herd. But then Reggie just got lazy, He wouldn’t even chase a cow, Bueford complained that his dang bull Was too lazy to earn his chow. Bueford called the veterinary And […]

My girlfriend and I both like Cokes, And sometimes we will share a can. We usually buy a six pack When we go riding in my van. She has never liked my dipping But this time she got mad! She said a nastier habit No boyfriend has ever had. Empty Coke cans make good spit-cans, […]

Well Preacher, I stood up When you asked who loved sin. I am hard of hearing, I thought that you said gin. Let me tell you Brother, I was sure no winner. As everyone here knows I was quite a sinner. Demon Rum was my best friend, I lived to drink and fight. Before I […]

They had an awful fire, their barn burned to the ground. She called the insurance agent and he came right around. “It’s insured for fifty thousand, as you already know. Well we don’t need the barn, so we’ll just take the dough.” “Our company won’t do that, but when you file your claim, We’ll replace […]