Category: Married Life

Tomorrow was their anniversary, They’d been married thirty years. He began to moan out loud And shed crocodilian tears. His wife asked why he was sad, As he sat there on their bed, Showing signs of depression… Holding tightly to his head. “Thirty years ago tomorrow The judge told me, in stern voice, Marry you […]

His wife went shopping at the Mall, So very much to his distress. He said, “Go look, but just don’t buy, You sure don’t need another dress.” But then she found the perfect gown, It cost too much and she knew it. So when her husband asked her why, She said the Devil made her […]

He had a bad day at the shop, It was the worst day of his life. He could hardly wait to get home For some sympathy from his wife. But when he had tried to tell her, That’s when things got a little terse… Because after he untied her She claimed her day had been […]

A young wife asked her new husband, “Will you run to the grocery store? We need a gallon of whole milk, If they have cantaloupe, get four.” He brought back four gallons of milk. “You have a good reason, I hope, For buying four gallons of milk.” “Well ya-uh, they had cantaloupe!”

My wife cooked T bone steaks. As soon as she was done, She placed them on the table, And I took the biggest one. She gave me a nasty look, And in a sarcastic voice She said, “When we got married You always gave me first choice.” I talked around a mouthful, Steak juice running […]