Category: Married Life

My friends all offer their suggestions And their advice is always free. When they come by for a visit The best advice for me is “flee.” “Don’t get excited over Nothing,” They said it was just a whim. But their advice came much too late ‘Cause yesterday I married him.

Seven times he had proposed, Seven times she’d turned him down, Saying she would never marry Someone that was such a clown. Being a persistent clown, He mailed her presents every day Hoping that his many gifts Would cause her hardened heart to sway. His ploy was somewhat successful, As she has agreed to marry; […]

Poor Albert had passed out drinking At Johansson’s Neighborhood Bar. If his wife found out he’d been there, He could expect one holy war! He slid down off of his bar stool And landed flat out on his face. He mumbled that he must have tripped On his blankety-blank shoe lace. He pulled himself out […]

It was their anniversary, They had been married fifty years. A union full of happiness And of course there had been some tears. Their children gave them the party. And it had been a great surprise. They could see their life in pictures, All there, spread out before their eyes. I decided I would ask […]

They stood there in awe The father and his boy, Was this some type of magic Or the Devil’s toy? They lived out in the boonies And the father thought a pity. That his mountain family Had never seen the city. So there his son and he Stood waiting for his wife, He’d never seen […]