Category: Married Life

Pat and Mike would sit and rock Cause their time was off the clock. So they talked of mundane things Like breakfast cereal and wedding rings. Pat discussed each ache and pain, While Mike talked about the rain. Their conversations got so droll The three blind mice stayed in their hole. Both were nice and […]

Bob decided to retire To spend more time with his wife, To bring a little joy into Her otherwise mundane life. He first noticed her housekeeping, How its quality had declined. To guide her through this trying time, A husband must be firm but kind. He suggested she take a job, To get finances back […]

She is so lovely My ex-fiancée We were to marry In April or May. She met my uncle The one that’s so rich The wedding is off Because of one glitch. Though I still love her I know that I can’t Marry my dream girl Since she’s now my aunt!

For our twenty fifth anniversary I took my wife to Spain. That I truly love my wife Certainly must be very plain. For our fiftieth anniversary I have plans for doing better. To surprise my lovely wife, I’m going back to Spain to get her. One thing that makes a humorous poem funny is a […]

I noticed them when I walked in; they were sitting in a booth. They seemed a very loving couple, for two so long of tooth. I saw they were a happy pair, they’d talk and then they’d laugh. But when their fries and burger came, the man divided them in half. The man then calmly […]