Category: Hospital Humor

He demanded to see the dentist, He had a thing to say. “I want to have a tooth pulled And not the usual way.” “No Novocaine to deaden, Just yank the darn thing out. I don’t want add-on charges,” His voice became a shout. The dentist figured for him How much he would save. To […]

Old Doc said, “Ailments such as yours Make my diagnosis risky, But I’m sure that the problem is Caused by drinking too much whiskey.” The patient said, “Don’t worry Doc Because I know how tough it’s been. My next appointment’s in two weeks And maybe you’ll be sober then?”

He was making his first visit, Though she had been there quite a while. He thought of her mindless chatter And of her toothless gummy smile. The nurse told him that he should wait, That she was ready to come back. Her hospital room was cheery And was much neater then her shack. As senior […]

My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!

He’s careful of the things he does And of the things he eats for food. Just when you think he’s quite a sage He goes and gets himself tattooed! He doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t drink, Such habits he has soundly booed. Just as you think he’s one smart guy He goes and gets himself tattooed. […]