He demanded to see the dentist,
He had a thing to say.
“I want to have a tooth pulled
And not the usual way.”
“No Novocaine to deaden,
Just yank the darn thing out.
I don’t want add-on charges,”
His voice became a shout.
The dentist figured for him
How much he would save.
To do it without Novocain
The man was surely brave.
“I’ll gladly do it your way
But let me make it plain.
It’s going to hurt a lot,
There’ll be a lot of pain.”
“I don’t care how it hurts
If it will save me money!”
And then he told his wife,
“Show him which tooth Honey.”
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