Category: General Humor

I was the very first With a restaurant on the moon. Some people said I did it A little bit too soon. I served exotic foods That came from far and wide. I even served fanwadas With snarkles on the side. My waiters were the best, Brought in from distant Sonda. My tables were expensive, […]

My folks began asking, When I was about three, “Sonny, when you grow up What do you want to be?” I answered, “A fireman Or maybe a cowboy.” Or what was at the time My most favorite toy. At five, when the circus Came rolling into town, I decided that I Wanted to be a […]

Why was he banging on my door At this ungodly hour for? Unsteady as a wind blown bush He asked, “Will you give me a push? “Look,” I said, “It’s awfully late And you’re so drunk, you can’t stand straight.” I slammed the door and back in bed Erased his problems from my head. Again […]

The kind of gift that someone gives you Is an expressive kind of flattery. Yesterday somebody sent me A battery operated battery. Unwrapping it, I found as usual, Immediate use had been precluded. In small print on the box it said “Batteries are not included”!

He was the average corporate lawyer But Henry had always had one flaw. It was the love for things material And that is why Henry practiced law. He bought himself a brand new Jaguar, A car that cost him a lot of bread. He’d gotten the Jaguar just for show, So he had picked fire […]