Category: General Humor

Opportunity knocks but once, Failures always come in pairs. The elevator to success is broken, You will have to take the stairs. Some corporate ladders are so long, It seems no one up there cares. The elevator to success is broken So you’ll have to take the stairs. Boss’s office looks so comfy; All you […]

Horace has stinky feet, He’ll be first to admit. When he takes his shoes off, Everyone tends to git. Even poor old Horace Must always wear a mask. When he clips his toenails Which is an awesome task. The doctors are no help, They can’t find what is wrong. Horace is just lucky, His legs […]

They arrested me for dancing, Just out there dancing in the rain. They came, two men in uniform, Who acted like I was insane. They arrested me for dancing, Just out there dancing in the rain. I was dancing down on First Street And I had just crossed over Main. They arrested me for dancing, […]

He was dressed up for the Christmas play, We all tried not to laugh at him. He was very much back-woodsy And we thought a little dim. He was dressed in rubber boots, He had a bucket and an axe. He said, “Y’all er jus’ a lafin’ ‘Cause ya don’t know all the facts. I’m […]

Harry always loved playing jokes Mostly at another’s expense. If decency had boundaries Harry would always cross the fence. He was hanging out with some friends When they saw a nun passing by. Now he could show this bunch of dudes That he was really one cool guy. He told his friends all to watch […]