Category: General Humor

I woke up early, I had to hurry To do all the things That caused me worry. I scrubbed all the floors, I changed all the sheets. Dusted the knickknacks And set out some treats. All the dust bunnies I had neglected And crooked hangings Have been corrected. I washed the dishes And put them […]

The cop was writing out a ticket When I came out of the hardware store. A parking ticket is the one thing That can really make a person sore. I said, “Can’t you give a guy a break?” And I guess I really showed my ire ‘Cause he got out another ticket And he wrote […]

My doc said I should exercise, Start lifting weights was his advice. I went down to the grocery store And there I bought some bags of rice. At first I bought a ten-pound bag And I also bought a twenty. Then I bought a fifty-pound bag To make sure that I had plenty. At first […]

At God’s whim, he made our body Out of many different parts. He must have had a Godly plan Of drawings, graphs and fancy charts. My shin, I think, he gave much thought; I’m sure it wasn’t just a lark. Because I’ve used it frequently, For finding furniture in the dark.

Well I was down at the Wal-Mart store, In the men’s room, sitting on the throne. It’s a private time when any man Just always wants to be left alone. When I heard a voice from the next stall, A man’s voice that was both clear and strong, The man said, “Tell me, my good […]