Category: General Humor

They arrested me for dancing, Just out there dancing in the rain. They came, two men in uniform, Who acted like I was insane. They arrested me for dancing, Just out there dancing in the rain. I was dancing down on First Street And I had just crossed over Main. They arrested me for dancing, […]

Bill is a great magician, He really is quite good. He made a pretty girl appear From a statue made of wood. He hired her, as assistant, To help him with his show. She quickly joined the union And demanded much more dough. One night he sawed the girl in two Which caused him lots […]

He was dressed up for the Christmas play, We all tried not to laugh at him. He was very much back-woodsy And we thought a little dim. He was dressed in rubber boots, He had a bucket and an axe. He said, “Y’all er jus’ a lafin’ ‘Cause ya don’t know all the facts. I’m […]

Harry always loved playing jokes Mostly at another’s expense. If decency had boundaries Harry would always cross the fence. He was hanging out with some friends When they saw a nun passing by. Now he could show this bunch of dudes That he was really one cool guy. He told his friends all to watch […]

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Is a question that’s often heard. Must there be reason for her act Since she is just a stupid bird? With wider roads and faster cars She’s often flattened like a toad. I think the question best be phrased Why did she try to cross the road? But […]