Category: General Humor

The cop was writing out a ticket When I came out of the hardware store. A parking ticket is the one thing That can really make a person sore. I said, “Can’t you give a guy a break?” And I guess I really showed my ire ‘Cause he got out another ticket And he wrote […]

My doc said I should exercise, Start lifting weights was his advice. I went down to the grocery store And there I bought some bags of rice. At first I bought a ten-pound bag And I also bought a twenty. Then I bought a fifty-pound bag To make sure that I had plenty. At first […]

At God’s whim, he made our body Out of many different parts. He must have had a Godly plan Of drawings, graphs and fancy charts. My shin, I think, he gave much thought; I’m sure it wasn’t just a lark. Because I’ve used it frequently, For finding furniture in the dark.

Well I was down at the Wal-Mart store, In the men’s room, sitting on the throne. It’s a private time when any man Just always wants to be left alone. When I heard a voice from the next stall, A man’s voice that was both clear and strong, The man said, “Tell me, my good […]

Opportunity knocks but once, Failures always come in pairs. The elevator to success is broken, You will have to take the stairs. Some corporate ladders are so long, It seems no one up there cares. The elevator to success is broken So you’ll have to take the stairs. Boss’s office looks so comfy; All you […]