Category: General Humor

A small town prosecutor Called his first witness to the stand. A grandmotherly type woman Took the oath with upraised hand. “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” “Yes, ever since you were a child, You lie and cheat on your wife And know how to get people riled.” “You think that you’re a big shot, […]

The man drove up in my driveway, Riding in a sporty red car. “I want to buy your horse,” he said, Talking around a big cigar. “I heard down at the general store, That he can play a violin. I own a traveling circus That I could use his talent in.” “Well, I could sure […]

It was time to plant his garden But he had grown too old and weak. Without his fresh vegetables The old man’s future would be bleak. His only son was put in jail Before he got the garden tilled. The law was searching for the body Of the man his boy had killed. The son […]

Somebody painted Joe’s horse red. Who could have done the awful deed? What low life could have desecrated Such a faithful, noble steed? Joe would find the equine painter And he would ruin the culprit’s day. No one could paint Joe’s faithful horse. And think that he would get away! He went into the crowded […]

She knew she’d found the perfect man So she called and told her mother. She asked her mom, “What should I do Not to lose him to another?” Mom said, “Just invite him over, Make a romantic home cooked meal. He’ll see you are a homemaker That will certainly seal the deal. Next day she […]