Category: General Humor

We stopped there to get coffee, The restaurant far from clean. I had to wipe the table, Soup stain and a dried up bean. The waitress wasn’t friendly, Her uniform was a fright. She stared at us both coldly, We wondered if she might bite. I ordered us both coffee. Then not trying to sound […]

Now that we’ve moved it in the house, We soon forgot what came before. The little house out in the back With crescent cut-out in the door. No ‘lectric light to read books by, No heat to shield from winter cold. But countless tales of this small house, Down through the ages have been told. […]

Helga was a hefty woman, Her bosom, first thing that you saw. She always carried handkerchiefs Stuffed down inside its massive maw. The church services were lengthy; The summer temperature was hot. Because of Helga’s ample size, She tended to perspire a lot. She stored a pair of handkerchiefs Before she left her home for […]

If you are the wife Of an Eskimo, There’s one cardinal rule That you need to know. Blow drying your hair Inside an igloo, Is one of the things You must never do.

Lonnie was “L” but he’s sick at home. Olympia was “O” but she’s gone to Rome. Victor was “V” but he lost his sign. Esther, who was “E”, couldn’t learn her line. Yolanda, who was “Y”, went skiing with Freddy. Oliver said, “Phooey, there’s one “O” already.” To say “I Love You” is a hard […]