Category: General Humor

“I’m going to marry John,” she said, “He’s my soulmate, he’s my Honey.” “That’s very nice,” her father said, “But does John have any money?” “Mom said you men were all alike; And what she said, I guess, is true. ‘Cause that’s the first thing John asked me, When we were talking about you.”

She was being kept up at night By an uncontrollable dread; She had to keep checking to see If someone was under her bed. The doctor said he could help her, But it would take at least a year For him to cure her completely Of her uncontrollable fear. “To save you the time and […]

I play at lots of funerals, This one was for a homeless man. Bagpipers really like to play, And I play every chance I can. The directions I was given Were poorly done and made me late. I had missed the poor man’s funeral When I got to the graveyard gate. Only the digging crew […]

“Can you support a family?” The prospective father-in-law Asked the very nervous young man, Not pleased at all with what he saw. “Why must I support a family? I only want to marry Joan, I thought that the rest of you guys Would try to make it on your own!”

“Before this, I lived the life of Riley”, John bragged to his brand new prison cellmate, “I had untold wealth at my fingertips And caviar with every meal I ate.” “So, what did you do to end up in here?” He asked, interrupting John’s reminiscing. “Oh, I’ve been in here ever since Riley Discovered his […]