Category: General Humor

Have you noticed the barnyard pig? He likes to eat between his meals. In fact, I think the barnyard pig Eats almost anytime he feels. He stuffs his face from dawn to dusk With all thoughts of health forsaken. He eats until he gets so fat He becomes your breakfast bacon. If you are one […]

My next-door neighbor is so dumb, He’d toss the corn and eat the shucks. Last month he up and decided He was going to raise some ducks. If it turned out Dumb was a dog Then he would be her firstborn pup. He planted one whole dozen eggs And not a single duck came up. […]

“The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy Is the low life I’m looking for.” The sheriff yelled out loudly As he walked into the bar. “He has a brown bag for a hat, He wears paper pants and shirt. He has high-top paper boots And goes by the name of Bert.” “What’s Bert wanted for, Sheriff? Your […]

The guide yelled back to hurry up I couldn’t hurry if I tried. “A big gator bit my leg off!” I yelled back to the shouting guide. When a gator bites your leg off, It makes it kind of hard to run. Then of all the stupid questions, The guide yelled back and asked, “Which […]

As I was walking through my yard I came upon a little snail. He had no reason to be there And leave his yucky slimy trail. I picked the little fellow up And threw him very far away And then forgot about the deed That I had done that summer day. A year had passed […]