Category: Church Humor

“Mom, if God’s bigger than the world, Like our pastor this morning said,” Little Betty speculated, While saying prayers down by her bed. “If God’s so very, very big, But he still lives inside us too, Then if we are really Christians, Why doesn’t God always show through?”

She was the town’s biggest gossip No one could avoid her ire. And telling the village secrets Was work from which she’d never tire. Now Willy had a big red truck The folks from miles around all knew it. When Joe’s bar needed something fixed Willy was the one to do it. While Willy worked […]

My friend was quite young When he took up the game. His life since that time Has not been the same. Each waking hour He talked of the green, Of the woods and the putters And the irons that he’d seen. Golf had so quickly Become an obsession, To miss just one game Would cause […]

Who gets the biggest slice of pizza? Tom and Fred’s argument ongoing. Mom thought she could fix the argument With just a bit of mother’s knowing. “Remember Jesus up in Heaven? When we argue He always sees us. If he were here he’d take the small piece.” Tom said, “Okay Fred, you be Jesus!”

While saying our prayers at Grandma’s house, My little brother Bobby and me. We had been to the Christmas tree lot, Where we had picked out our Christmas tree. Bobby was saying his prayers real loud, Things that he wanted St. Nick to bring. I said, “You don’t have to shout so loud Because Jesus […]