Category: Church Humor

Once when God and Eve were on their nightly walk, The two alone, making small talk in the park. “You know”, Eve said to God, “You made me quite small, And sometimes at night I’m afraid of the dark. All the animals have mates with which to cuddle To talk and share and to pleasure […]

The pastor stood by the chapel front door Shaking hands as the members departed. An elderly couple stopped to shake hands. The husband who was slightly retarded, Told the preacher, “I’d like for you to know, Your sermon was really lousy today.” His wife said, “Don’t pay him no mind preacher. He just repeats what […]

The preacher said, “Let’s pray for rain,” Because the drought had been severe. They hadn’t even had a sprinkle In the whole county for a year. The preacher said if they had faith God would certainly hear their prayer. “So let’s gather at the courthouse And pray for rain while we are there.” Preacher stood […]

Pastor Ben was preaching way too long, Little Billy had begun to squirm. He was doing his imitation Of a giggly wiggly worm. Billy’s mother tried to shush him up, She shook little Billy by his arm. She promised awful consequences And threatened him with bodily harm. When his sister whispered in his ear, Little […]

It was a fatal mistake to attempt the mountain pass. Now he couldn’t see the road through his icy windshield glass. Then when he killed his engine, terror filled his stricken heart. Next his battery went dead and his engine wouldn’t start. Once, he had been a Christian so he knew how he should pray. […]