Category: Church Humor

The saints in heaven were rejoicing. The Angels had just started singing, When all festivities were stopped. The Heavenly doorbell was ringing. St. Peter was sent by God to check, To see just who was ringing the bell. The Straight and Narrow Path to Heaven, Was empty as far as Peter could tell. The Heavenly […]

The country church asked Brother Jones If he’d come and preach a service. He’d never preached for Methodists And he was a little nervous. They had called him Sunday morning, When they found out he was coming. They had warned their church was small And they had no indoor plumbing. When he had started preaching […]

The teacher said to her class, “For next Friday’s Show-and-Tell, Bring something from your heritage That depicts your faith as well.” “This is my prayer rug,” Said the little Muslim boy. “I kneel on it when I pray So it isn’t just a toy.” “This is the Star of David, It protects our crops and […]

All day long, since Heaven’s early dawn, The Pope had stood at the Pearly Gate. What in Heaven was so important That Saint Peter would make a pope wait? Was any mortal more important? Surely a pope would deserve better. Does Mary know how he’s been treated? He sent his angel to go get her. […]

The pastor was known for sermons That were too long and uninspired. It seems that every time he preached He very seldom ever tired. This Sunday had been different. His sermon had been very short He said he had just half his notes, ‘Cause his dog ate the other part. A departing guest said, “Pastor, […]