Valuable Dog

The pastor was known for sermons
That were too long and uninspired.
It seems that every time he preached
He very seldom ever tired.

This Sunday had been different.
His sermon had been very short
He said he had just half his notes,
‘Cause his dog ate the other part.

A departing guest said, “Pastor,
If your old dog comes up for sale,
I am sure the folks in my church
Would be willing to pay you well!”


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