Category: Church Humor

Now you asked me to tell you just how I got saved, What caused me to change the way I behaved. But first I must tell you that God is no fool. He knows when you’re living by his holy rule. I was raised up in church and there dedicated, And when I got sick, […]

He had preached his usual sermon That the parishioners knew so well. Not much time spent on Heaven And too much spent on Hell. After service everyone Liked to visit in the hall. It was there that little Freddy, Saw some plaques up on the wall. The pastor noticing his interest Ran his hand through […]

They were missed at the White Birch Baptist Church She said her daughters had nothing to wear. The church ladies bought them all new dresses And got them appointments to fix their hair. When the family missed church the next Sunday, Pastor told them, “We missed you at White Birch”. The mother said, “The girls […]

He was a country preacher, With a country preacher’s zeal. His earnings were quite small Sometimes a single meal. Attendance was erratic, His congregation small. But when all thirty came at once, They barely fit inside the hall. Then one snowy Sunday morning One old rancher named Jerome, Was the only one to show up, […]

Old Brother Bill is standing up, About to testify again. The way he brags about himself I know it’s got to be a sin. Sister Smith is getting anxious, She is going to stand up too. She’ll talk about how hard life is and what the devil made her do. Then we’ll hear from Sister […]