Category: Church Humor

They were missed at the White Birch Baptist Church She said her daughters had nothing to wear. The church ladies bought them all new dresses And got them appointments to fix their hair. When the family missed church the next Sunday, Pastor told them, “We missed you at White Birch”. The mother said, “The girls […]

He was a country preacher, With a country preacher’s zeal. His earnings were quite small Sometimes a single meal. Attendance was erratic, His congregation small. But when all thirty came at once, They barely fit inside the hall. Then one snowy Sunday morning One old rancher named Jerome, Was the only one to show up, […]

Old Brother Bill is standing up, About to testify again. The way he brags about himself I know it’s got to be a sin. Sister Smith is getting anxious, She is going to stand up too. She’ll talk about how hard life is and what the devil made her do. Then we’ll hear from Sister […]

The Bible says to love your neighbors Even if they’re bums. But surely God makes some exceptions If the neighbor’s kid plays drums.

A Rabbi, Priest, and  Minister Were discussing Salvation’s plan. They wondered why Salvation Had been offered solely to man. Each friend had his own idea Of just how to gain salvation But all three of them had agreed It should be for all  creation. They decided they’d be the first To teach salvation to a […]