Category: Poetry

An elephant named Bill And a giraffe named Sam, When asked who was biggest, Each responded, “I am!” The giraffe looking down From his high lofty view, Said to the elephant, “I’m much taller than you.” But Bill told the giraffe, “As anyone can see, I outweigh you a ton; Or maybe two or three!” […]

I took another trip last night, Across a dark and scary sea. It was such a fearful journey For one so very young as me. From my boat, so small and leaky, I could hear sea monsters grumble. There were lightning strikes and thunder And I feared my boat would crumble. Then I heard the […]

He was at a Lamaze class With his very pregnant wife, Which is a required duty In every man’s married life. “Exercise is important,” The pretty instructor said. “Break her away from her soaps, Take her for long walks instead.” “Go walking in the country Where grass is lush and green With ponds and pretty […]

Birds of a feather flock together. But don’t you think it bizarre How birds can determine, from high in the sky, When they’ve flocked right over my car?

All of the years that I’ve worked, There is one thing that I know. The only one to get work done by Friday Was Robinson Crusoe.