Golfer’s Logic

He was at a Lamaze class
With his very pregnant wife,
Which is a required duty
In every man’s married life.

“Exercise is important,”
The pretty instructor said.
“Break her away from her soaps,
Take her for long walks instead.”

“Go walking in the country
Where grass is lush and green
With ponds and pretty scenery
And walking paths in between.”

He said, “Just like the golf course,
Where I go most every day,
She can carry my golf clubs,
On those long walks while I play!”


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